Une envie, comme ça, soudaine...

John Crichton : Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack.

John Crichton: Aeryn, if Scorpius gets me...
Aeryn Sun: I know, shoot you.
John Crichton: No. No, no. Shoot HIM !

Captain Biallar Crais : You have no idea where we're going. We could be going around in circles.
John Crichton : We're not going in circles, nimrod, 'cause we've never been here before. We're completely lost.

Aeryn Sun : No offense, human, but what can I possibly need from you ?
John Crichton : I dunno... manners, personality... Stock tips.

John Crichton : I try to save a life a day... usually it's mine.

John Crichton : Lately, do I seem a little crazy to you ?
Aeryn Sun : What do you mean, 'lately' ?

John Crichton : Haven't you read the Super Villain's Handbook ? This is where you're supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat.

(John et D'Argo jouent à pierre/ciseaux/papier) John Crichton : Again ?
General Ka D'Argo : Yeah.
John Crichton : One, two, three.
General Ka D'Argo : Again, I win !
John Crichton : No, I win. Paper wraps rocks.
General Ka D'Argo : No, paper cannot possibly beat rock.
John Crichton : It does. Paper beats rock.
General Ka D'Argo : Rock rips through paper !
John Crichton : D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rocks.
General Ka D'Argo : That's unrealistic.

Aeryn Sun : I apologize for my strengths.
Zhaan : My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on.

John Crichton : I must be smarter than I look.
Aeryn Sun : That would be easy.

Scorpius : Why is it always the gentle ones who pay for everybody else's ambitions ?

John Crichton : I hope I'm not gettin' a cold out here 'cuz I'm not finding any chicken soup.
Chiana : Cheekan zoop ?

John Crichton : Ah, screw it. But I am not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

Aeryn Sun : No, I will not be a slave to your hormones !
John Crichton : My hormones ??? Hey, I was lips, you were tongue !

John Crichton : 80 cycles. My college loans will be delinquent. I'll miss the strippers on my 100th birthday. I'll get a utility bill for 3 trillion dollars for a single porch light I left on and everybody I know will be dead.
D'Argo : The alternative is having your brain dissected by Scorpious.
John Crichton : Humans don't live as long as Sebaceans.... When I get back everyone... my dad, DK, my sisters, Cameron Diaz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be dead.

John : If I do this, you have to be my best man.
D'Argo : Um, I'm with Chiana now, John.

Etc etc etc... More to come...